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Pros and cons of joining a religion

Michchamp

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Pros:
  • for the unimaginative, gives you a way to spend your Sundays
  • provide easy answers to tough questions, allowing you to relax your tiny little mind
  • get to enjoy the fellowship of a group of similarly close-minded, exclusionary, and judgmental people
  • a lot of chanting, kneeling, holding hands, and bowing of heads if you're into that sort of thing

Cons:
  • you'll be the victim of increased mockery on the internet
  • have to tithe to fully enjoy the benefits of your religion
  • if your religion is the minority faith of your geographic area, you risk discrimination ranging anywhere from the disapproving scowls of your neighbors, to beheading
  • may have to interact personally with the creepy weirdos that become clergy, and even pretend to like them
 
LOL

Why do your Pro's sound like anything but?

BTW - your second bulleted Con on having to tithe is patently wrong. I know you don't care, but hey, thought I would let you know it was purely due to your own jaded experience that you think so.
 
Pro:
you can finally stop whining about people who don't care what you think about their faith.
 
LOL

Why do your Pro's sound like anything but?

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I guess the LOL I started with wasn't much of an indicator that I got the dumb anti-religion joke.

Typical Champ response to something I post. Can't imagine why you continue to respond when you probably don't even read what I post.
Are you Don Rickles long lost bastard son?
 
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