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I've got a more roBUST website to post and reply in
Got a new SN, but no new threads or pages to view 'em
When I'm a good doggy
ESPN sometimes throws me a boney
I got a sheepbook membership, keepin' tabs for likin' my friends on
Got those carpal tunnel blues
I got 260 channels of SHIT on the HDTV to choose from
AND I've got energy-saving CFL florescent lights!!
Got a more roBUST ESPN forum page on that I can't edit or bumpin'
BUT I got amazing powers of observation
And that is how I know, when I try to get through
On the broadband to you, there'll be NOBODY HOME
I've got the obligatory Twitter account and the inevitable Cheetos crumbs
All over the front of my dirty Tigers' t-shirt
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers, gotta thumbdrive on a keychain
Got an ergonomically designed chair to prop up my mortal remains
I've got wild bloodshot eyes
And I've got a strong urge to ask WHY, but I got nowhere else to go to...go to..go to...
Ooooh, babe...when I login with my smartphone... there's still NOBODY HOME
I've got an ancient PC that still boots..but I got fading routes
Got a new SN, but no new threads or pages to view 'em
When I'm a good doggy
ESPN sometimes throws me a boney
I got a sheepbook membership, keepin' tabs for likin' my friends on
Got those carpal tunnel blues
I got 260 channels of SHIT on the HDTV to choose from
AND I've got energy-saving CFL florescent lights!!
Got a more roBUST ESPN forum page on that I can't edit or bumpin'
BUT I got amazing powers of observation
And that is how I know, when I try to get through
On the broadband to you, there'll be NOBODY HOME
I've got the obligatory Twitter account and the inevitable Cheetos crumbs
All over the front of my dirty Tigers' t-shirt
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers, gotta thumbdrive on a keychain
Got an ergonomically designed chair to prop up my mortal remains
I've got wild bloodshot eyes
And I've got a strong urge to ask WHY, but I got nowhere else to go to...go to..go to...
Ooooh, babe...when I login with my smartphone... there's still NOBODY HOME
I've got an ancient PC that still boots..but I got fading routes