just making a reference based on actual distance...too many trees in the way..my 3 iron doesnt have enough height to make it over the oak trees
Jesus and Moses were having a match play golf shot contest in your neighborhood, tsmith, kind of like playing h-o-r-s-e. So, anyway, they're playing along, and it comes to the part of the contest where they try to hit a golf shot from your yard onto Kid Rock's property.
So Jesus pulls out his 3 iron, and addresses the ball, and Moses says to him "Jesus, what are you doing?"
And Jesus answers "Well, I'm gonna hit this golf ball onto Kid Rock's property."
And Moses answers "You're never gonna get enough loft to clear those trees with a 3 iron; you should use at most a 6 iron, or probably a 7 iron."
And Jesus says, "No, I'll get over those trees with this 3."
And Moses answers "No, you won't. Jesus, who do you think you are, Jack Nicklaus?"
So Jesus steps up, and addresses the ball, and WHACK!!! Up it goes, and gets stuck up in one of Kid Rocks' trees.
So Jesus floats up through the air, and gets ready to take his next shot.
So a couple of your neighbors happen to be walking along, and they say to Moses "Wow - look at that guy, floating up through the air! Who does he think he is, Jesus?"
And Moses answers "He is Jesus. He thinks he's Jack Nicklaus."