***Breaking News***

[boogerlovejoy]

Levi Onwizurike might not be ready for training camp. Shocked Lions fans are beside themselves with fear he might miss the 2023 season.

 

[mhughes0021]

Lol

 

[tinselwolverine]

Levi Onwizurike might not be ready for training camp. Shocked Lions fans are beside themselves with fear he might miss the 2023 season.

I don?t follow the Lions as much as others on this board. I was aware they drafted Hutchinson out of Michigan as their first in I think the last draft.

Never saw this guy?s name before and thought it might be an April Fool but I checked and Dan Campbell said something about that.

Oh well. Hope it works out for him and the Lions.

That said, when is training camp? July? That?s a while. Know what can happen between now and then?

ANYTHING can happen. Anything can happen that might make any NFL player not ready for camp.

So maybe it is kind of an April fool, I don?t know.

 

[LKP]

Nobodyis counting on Levi

Penisini came out of retirement too but is a free agent

 

[tinselwolverine]

Nobodyis counting on Levi

Penisini came out of retirement too but is a free agent

So the April Fool is that shocked Lions fans are beside themselves?

 

[boogerlovejoy]

So the April Fool is that shocked Lions fans are beside themselves?

More satire than April Fools (honestly forgot it was April 1st)......absolutely nobody would be shocked if Levi does, indeed, miss 2023.

 

[tinselwolverine]

More satire than April Fools (honestly forgot it was April 1st)......absolutely nobody would be shocked if Levi does, indeed, miss 2023.

I don?t know.

Now that I know the guy exists, I?ll probably be a little shocked.

 

[mhughes0021]

Signed cam Newton..1 year deal.

https://detroitsportsnation.com/bre...l-lions/detroit-lions-news/04/01/2023/400169/

 

[boogerlovejoy]

Signed cam Newton..1 year deal.

https://detroitsportsnation.com/bre...l-lions/detroit-lions-news/04/01/2023/400169/

Spent a good 2 minutes of my Saturday making sure this WASN'T true.

Well done.........and FUCK YOU!!

 

[byco42]

Fords sell team to Saudi Royal Family, team to move to Rydyah in 2025.

 

[mhughes0021]

Spent a good 2 minutes of my Saturday making sure this WASN'T true.

Well done.........and FUCK YOU!!

It got me too. They had quotes and everything.... until they started talking about getting drunk and eating mac n cheese.

In other breaking news. Penisini un retired... we released him this week. That probably should be an April fools... but it's not.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Fords sell team to Saudi Royal Family, team to move to Rydyah in 2025.

I think this is an April Fool.

 

[byco42]

I think this is an April Fool.

Get out

 

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I was really hoping this was Lamar headed to Detroit!