I Could Have Gotten Trump Re-Elected if They Had Paid Me for My Advice

[tinselwolverine]

Not that it would have been my favorite thing to do, but this alternative ain?t that great either.

So it?s real simple ? we go back to the beginning, and instead of canceling on the White House correspondence dinners, we do them instead.

We pick the hosts, and if whoever sets it up objects to them, we just schedule the real White House Corresponds Dinner - because you know, we can, because we have the White House.

So the first year we have Cecily Strong host - who actually hosted one year when Obama was the POTUS. In our year, she does her Melania the entire show.

Gold Jerry.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft5XUalItuY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA

The next year we stay on the playbook and rewind Keegan Michael Key as Luther, Trump?s anger translator. Obviously, this year, whatever Trump says, Keegan just stands there and shakes his head and shrugs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6OQAHcB72dg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA

So anyway, the next two years are easy peasy. We just get Tim Allen and then Dennis Miller and they can say whatever they want.

The election is already in the bag.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA

 

[sggatecl]

So it?s real simple ? we go back to the beginning, and instead of canceling on the White House correspondence dinners, we do them instead.

We pick the hosts, and if whoever sets it up objects to them, we just schedule the real White House Corresponds Dinner - because you know, we can, because we have the White House.

The only way Trump makes it through a White House Corresponds Dinner is if the speaking guests all sign a waiver stating they will not say anything disparaging about him, even in jest. He's too sensitive for anything more than that.

Good luck getting Cecily Strong to agree to those stipulations.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Maybe not.

Couple considerations:

Trump has made it through Comedy Central Roasts.

Trump has made it through hosting SNL.

Hard to imagine MBS wouldn?t have preferred Trump to Biden.

We don?t know how Cecily would have reacted to a LIV money offer.

 

[Spartanmack]

Thank goodness you didn't because according to Biden he's doing an amazing job and look at the state of the country and economy and our standing in the world. No way Trump would be as effective so one can only imagine how bad things would be if Joe had actually lost. Oh wait...