MI_Thumb said:

At the farmers market rampage tsmith and Kid Rock arrive in an attempt to contain the crisis. Kid rock pulls out his guitar and belts out a few riffs, at which time the dino's stop their frenzy. A moment later, to the surprise of nobody we learn dino's don't care for that noise either, as one spins a tail-whip and decapitates the "Devil without a cause", to the cheers of people and dino alike.

tsmith, in a fit of rage at seeing one of his icons fall, grabs for his 5-Iron but stops mid swing, picturing the whip-swing the dino used, he rushes off to Oakland Hills to try the new modified swing. And learns it has takes 4 strokes off his game. He then becomes the biggest supporter of reptile rights in the greater Clarkston area.

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byco42 said:

I'm going to take that hanging curveball and wait for the next opportunity to comment on southern genetics.

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michchamp said:

Red and his wife are eager to mix their genes with those of the inbred types next door. They "love" the South.

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redandguilty said:

Suddenly, I'm glad you quit.

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michchamp said:

you know, I was pretty good at math and science too.

I got a "B" in calculus at Michigan, and I barely studied.

I placed right into organic chemistry (they wouldn't let me take regular chemistry).

econ 401 & 402 used applied calculus, and a lot of the equations in financial econ 435 were straight up rocket science

And I took "Everyday Physics" for fun my senior year and got an A+. I didn't study at all for that. My dad (who was a physics PhD from Michigan) said the physics grad students called that class "Physics for Bunnies."

I don't think people here give me enough credit.

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michchamp said:

oh really?

I retract my resignation.

I'm tacking on a romantic subplot between you and the weird, 200 lb., inbred, southern hillbilly girl you meet while escaping into the forest to avoid the dinosaurs.

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michchamp said:

she'll be played by Britney Spears in a fat-suit


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MI_Thumb said:

At the farmers market rampage tsmith and Kid Rock arrive in an attempt to contain the crisis. Kid rock pulls out his guitar and belts out a few riffs, at which time the dino's stop their frenzy. A moment later, to the surprise of nobody we learn dino's don't care for that noise either, as one spins a tail-whip and decapitates the "Devil without a cause", to the cheers of people and dino alike.

tsmith, in a fit of rage at seeing one of his icons fall, grabs for his 5-Iron but stops mid swing, picturing the whip-swing the dino used, he rushes off to Oakland Hills to try the new modified swing. And learns it has takes 4 strokes off his game. He then becomes the biggest supporter of reptile rights in the greater Clarkston area.

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MI_Thumb said:

At the farmers market rampage tsmith and Kid Rock arrive in an attempt to contain the crisis. Kid rock pulls out his guitar and belts out a few riffs, at which time the dino's stop their frenzy. A moment later, to the surprise of nobody we learn dino's don't care for that noise either, as one spins a tail-whip and decapitates the "Devil without a cause", to the cheers of people and dino alike.

tsmith, in a fit of rage at seeing one of his icons fall, grabs for his 5-Iron but stops mid swing, picturing the whip-swing the dino used, he rushes off to Oakland Hills to try the new modified swing. And learns it has takes 4 strokes off his game. He then becomes the biggest supporter of reptile rights in the greater Clarkston area.

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michchamp said:

I don't understand why you're wedded to the idea that the dinosaurs skateboard and surf... I'm not prepared to concede that part of the plot.

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Gulo Blue said:

Also, since Harold Ramis has passed, I need to recast my part. Would anyone object to Simon Pegg, or is that too far off from the original vision?

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tinselwolverine said:

Can Simon Pegg do an American accent?

Do you still have your full beard, Red, like you had in the pic with your dog drinking beer, and like you had when you had your wife thrown over your shoulder walking in front of Il Colossio that the dinosaurs probably helped build?

And if so, can Simon Pegg grow a full beard?

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tinselwolverine said:

Can Simon Pegg do an American accent?

Do you still have your full beard, Red, like you had in the pic with your dog drinking beer, and like you had when you had your wife thrown over your shoulder walking in front of Il Colossio that the dinosaurs probably helped build?

And if so, can Simon Pegg grow a full beard?

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