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Not that it would have been my favorite thing to do, but this alternative ain?t that great either.
So it?s real simple ? we go back to the beginning, and instead of canceling on the White House correspondence dinners, we do them instead.
We pick the hosts, and if whoever sets it up objects to them, we just schedule the real White House Corresponds Dinner - because you know, we can, because we have the White House.
So the first year we have Cecily Strong host - who actually hosted one year when Obama was the POTUS. In our year, she does her Melania the entire show.
Gold Jerry.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft5XUalItuY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA
The next year we stay on the playbook and rewind Keegan Michael Key as Luther, Trump?s anger translator. Obviously, this year, whatever Trump says, Keegan just stands there and shakes his head and shrugs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6OQAHcB72dg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA
So anyway, the next two years are easy peasy. We just get Tim Allen and then Dennis Miller and they can say whatever they want.
The election is already in the bag.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA
So it?s real simple ? we go back to the beginning, and instead of canceling on the White House correspondence dinners, we do them instead.
We pick the hosts, and if whoever sets it up objects to them, we just schedule the real White House Corresponds Dinner - because you know, we can, because we have the White House.
So the first year we have Cecily Strong host - who actually hosted one year when Obama was the POTUS. In our year, she does her Melania the entire show.
Gold Jerry.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft5XUalItuY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA
The next year we stay on the playbook and rewind Keegan Michael Key as Luther, Trump?s anger translator. Obviously, this year, whatever Trump says, Keegan just stands there and shakes his head and shrugs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6OQAHcB72dg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA
So anyway, the next two years are easy peasy. We just get Tim Allen and then Dennis Miller and they can say whatever they want.
The election is already in the bag.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lcF7W5VXBIA
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