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from the Tampa board...
Hey there buc fans. How's it going? Well, we crushed your playoff hopes last year and are happy to come back and beat you week 1 to set the tone for another painful bucanere season. Here we come, the grid iron gladiators from Detroit with our monster Deconstruction Line!
Fear Nick Fairley! So what if he twisted his foot in practice today, he will have 2 sacks week 1 and you cannot stop him!
Fear Ndamakong Suh!!!! This future HOF will personally win this game for us, again! What a monster. Tremble in fear at the feet of this current Detroit Lions All Pro DT.
If our 4th string RB Maurice Morris rushed for 109 yards on 15 carries with your SEASON on the line, what do you think the burner Jahvid Best and the all time leading rusher from Illinois will do? I'm thinking 250 yards rushing and Glass Stafford will pass for 300 easy. You cannot stop Calvin Johnson, you can only hope to contain him. I'm thinking 180 yards and 2 TDs for my man Calvin. In fact, I have Vegas on the line and am placing that bet right now. Cash money! Easy Carl Pickens!
We are the team you wish you were. We have the storied history and display cases stuffed with Championship trophies. We are the 1957 World Champs and you are the team that lost 26 games in a row. Your fans have deserted the bucanere squad, you don't even sell out your games. We sell out every game, all the time no matter what the record (pretty much). The Detroit Lions won back to back championships when the game was real and not entertainment.
Tell me, are you scared yet? Joey Galloway cannot save you. Joe Redner cannot save you! Well, maybe after the game.
The following bucanere's ALSO cannot save you:
Rod Jones, Reidel Anthony, , Eric Curry, Keith McCants, Charles McRae, Booker Reese, Brett Moritz and Dexter Jackson.
It's all over except for you crying. Tell me, are you scared yet? I know you have your Zubas, your menthols, your 64 oz soda pops, your boxes of oranges at the ready but you cannot stop the pain train coming your way. The Detroit Lions will set your stadium on fire and leave with the finest ladies Mons Venus has to offer. Nothing but snaggletooths will remain.
Lions 35
bucaneres 13
And you know this!
Sincerely,
1957 World Champs sucka!
Hey there buc fans. How's it going? Well, we crushed your playoff hopes last year and are happy to come back and beat you week 1 to set the tone for another painful bucanere season. Here we come, the grid iron gladiators from Detroit with our monster Deconstruction Line!
Fear Nick Fairley! So what if he twisted his foot in practice today, he will have 2 sacks week 1 and you cannot stop him!
Fear Ndamakong Suh!!!! This future HOF will personally win this game for us, again! What a monster. Tremble in fear at the feet of this current Detroit Lions All Pro DT.
If our 4th string RB Maurice Morris rushed for 109 yards on 15 carries with your SEASON on the line, what do you think the burner Jahvid Best and the all time leading rusher from Illinois will do? I'm thinking 250 yards rushing and Glass Stafford will pass for 300 easy. You cannot stop Calvin Johnson, you can only hope to contain him. I'm thinking 180 yards and 2 TDs for my man Calvin. In fact, I have Vegas on the line and am placing that bet right now. Cash money! Easy Carl Pickens!
We are the team you wish you were. We have the storied history and display cases stuffed with Championship trophies. We are the 1957 World Champs and you are the team that lost 26 games in a row. Your fans have deserted the bucanere squad, you don't even sell out your games. We sell out every game, all the time no matter what the record (pretty much). The Detroit Lions won back to back championships when the game was real and not entertainment.
Tell me, are you scared yet? Joey Galloway cannot save you. Joe Redner cannot save you! Well, maybe after the game.
The following bucanere's ALSO cannot save you:
Rod Jones, Reidel Anthony, , Eric Curry, Keith McCants, Charles McRae, Booker Reese, Brett Moritz and Dexter Jackson.
It's all over except for you crying. Tell me, are you scared yet? I know you have your Zubas, your menthols, your 64 oz soda pops, your boxes of oranges at the ready but you cannot stop the pain train coming your way. The Detroit Lions will set your stadium on fire and leave with the finest ladies Mons Venus has to offer. Nothing but snaggletooths will remain.
Lions 35
bucaneres 13
And you know this!
Sincerely,
1957 World Champs sucka!
