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tonyballs

tonyballs

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Just a little tidbit....

Not saying my name (would you believe, Tonyballs isn't my real name?).....42 yrs old, 2 kids (1 my own, 1 stepdaughter), beautiful wife that takes care of my ass, 2 cars, a mortgage, wife is full time, I work 40-48 hrs a week fulltime (not telling where we work), used to be a partier...big time, not so much anymore (which is a good thing), crazy friends...normal friends....work friends....i got em, Lions season ticket holder for 5 years, love porn, afraid of midgets, will eat anything once, family man, love my family but i'm a little crazy lol, played football, Filthy Frank, coached football, LOVE football, blue collar, Union man, older brother, both parents still kickin', on vacation....stoned.....and lovin life.

That's about as real as it gets.....people need to chill lol
 
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So if we ever want to get you out of a thread we just need to include a midget with every post? Good to know :)
 
Where are your season tickets , I might be sitting next to u...fake pic?
 
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Tony, we have talked several times with inbox messages through the years.
You know how I feel about you and old friend Slick. InkFreq is right there with both of you. Great guys as are several more regulars here.
Your passion for football and knowledge of the same is imo only rivaled here and at the old espn by a select few.

You are a very lucky and blessed guy with how life has given you the gift of love and contentment with your wife and children. I wish you all a long life of good health and happiness.

I too have had all the same varieties of friends. At this stage in life many have gone, passed away or wound up in in jail, lost 2 who were like brothers about 5 years ago, and some you just lose touch with them. Those people when you ever hear from them, you pick up from when you last left off.

The enjoyable party habits of decades ago that were so important to me back then just aren't anymore.

Glad to read you are a Union man. I did 38 years as a mailman. 5 years as a union steward. I took absolutely no shit from postal management, and never lost a grievance. Still a proud dues paying member of the NALC closing in on 50 years, the last 9 1/2 as a retiree. Those years of 60 hours 6 days a week, and the energy to go out after work, then get up at 5AM and do it all over are a distant memory.

You're fortunate to still have your parents. Pop will be gone for 25 years next February. Mom is still alive but in her late 80's. You only have one set of parents for life. As we get older we realize they always had are best interest at heart. There is no book on how to raise kids, parents learn on the fly.

The midget part reminds me of an old WWII vet I worked with, big Arthur, we called him Sarge. He had some funny war stories and none funnier then the one he told us about while he was in Japan. Sarge and his buddies were at a club and he wound up with a midget Japanese broad. He was describing how he fucked her....lol and then asks everyone if they ever fucked a midget? Picks her up with one arm doing it while drinking his vodka with the other. Loses something here I know. Just had to add this part.
 
KC, you just made me laugh my ass off. You're a good man and I have always respected you from the start. You always had my back...

I made this thread because i was trying to get somewhat of a chuckle and actually give you guys a taste of who i am. It obviously doesn't tell the whole story, but thats fine. I also did it because some people need to lighten the fuck up on these boards. This is a message board, we're all strangers on here. I was accused of actually acting like i do on here in the real world...lol. I wouldn't be talking on here if i acted like a fool in the streets or society. I would either be dead, in jail or have no access to any electronics so i can act the fool. I have explained it before, this is therapeutic to me, but i also enjoy talking on here. I can say whatever the fuck i want. Its like a release and it helps. Now, this doesn't mean im fake because im not. And even if you did think i was fake, Tonyballs tells everyone to fuck off :)
So keep it coming KC....you'll always be my boy. I gotta have at least 1 or 2 buddies on here lol.
 
Oh, and the midget story brought a chill to my spine btw....
 
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KC, you just made me laugh my ass off. You're a good man and I have always respected you from the start. You always had my back...

I made this thread because i was trying to get somewhat of a chuckle and actually give you guys a taste of who i am. It obviously doesn't tell the whole story, but thats fine. I also did it because some people need to lighten the fuck up on these boards. This is a message board, we're all strangers on here. I was accused of actually acting like i do on here in the real world...lol. I wouldn't be talking on here if i acted like a fool in the streets or society. I would either be dead, in jail or have no access to any electronics so i can act the fool. I have explained it before, this is therapeutic to me, but i also enjoy talking on here. I can say whatever the fuck i want. Its like a release and it helps. Now, this doesn't mean im fake because im not. And even if you did think i was fake, Tonyballs tells everyone to fuck off :)
So keep it coming KC....you'll always be my boy. I gotta have at least 1 or 2 buddies on here lol.
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In that case, for my own amusement, from now on I'm picturing Tony Clifton when you post!
 
tonyballs said:
Just a little tidbit....

Not saying my name (would you believe, Tonyballs isn't my real name?).....42 yrs old, 2 kids (1 my own, 1 stepdaughter), beautiful wife that takes care of my ass, 2 cars, a mortgage, wife is full time, I work 40-48 hrs a week fulltime (not telling where we work), used to be a partier...big time, not so much anymore (which is a good thing), crazy friends...normal friends....work friends....i got em, Lions season ticket holder for 5 years, love porn, afraid of midgets, will eat anything once, family man, love my family but i'm a little crazy lol, played football, Filthy Frank, coached football, LOVE football, blue collar, Union man, older brother, both parents still kickin', on vacation....stoned.....and lovin life.

That's about as real as it gets.....people need to chill lol
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I respect the heck out of anyone who raises a step child as their own as my step dad (RIP) raised me from the age of 7.

Have a good vaca and keep the weed to a minimum. If you're a union guy, my guess is the place you are employed has drug testing ;)
 
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I respect the heck out of anyone who raises a step child as their own as my step dad (RIP) raised me from the age of 7.

Have a good vaca and keep the weed to a minimum. If you're a union guy, my guess is the place you are employed has drug testing ;)
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Thanks, man! Appreciate it ;)

I live in Canada, man!! Lol. No drug testing in factories over here! :) :) :)
 
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