Michigan Football and Fanbase Factoids

[Michchamp]

Since we don't have other fanbases posting here like in the ESPN days, I've compiled this list of reminders about us before the season starts:

• Michigan fans' idea of tailgating is sipping wine on the golf course, while quietly discussing whether to roll your 401K into a Roth IRA before the end of the year.

• Inside Michigan Stadium, everyone sits quietly, occasionally clapping if the team scores, and listens to the game on 1960's transistor radios held close to their ears

• If you stand up and cheer inside Michigan Stadium - even if you're cheering for Michigan - other fans will ask you to please be quiet and sit back down

• If you do it again, or yell "FUCK OFF" or "SUCK MY DICK," a bunch of psychology and women's studies professors will show up and escort you out

• the Michigan crowd is the quietest crowd in college football

• Michigan football hasn't been relevent since the leather helmet days

• Michigan football is overrated.

• The media loves Michigan Football

• Michigan's helmets and uniforms are bad because they don't change every few years

• Michigan fans are all arrogant, rich, snobs

• Michigan fans are all uneducated, low-class Walmart shoppers

 

[tinselwolverine]

Some of your factoids are a little bit contradictory to each other, wouldn’t you say?

 

[byco42]

Bo never cared about National Championships.

Michigan never loses; it just runs out of time.

 

[Michchamp]

Some of your factoids are a little bit contradictory to each other, wouldn?t you say?

Well geez... I never noticed that before! >

 

[kalinecountry]

November 2, 1901: Michigan, coached by Fielding Yost, beats Carlisle, coached by Pop Warner, 22-0 before a record 8,000 fans at Bennett Park at Michigan & Trumbull.
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