ohio: Fat and Unhappy

[RABID]

OT: ohio- Fat and Unhappy

No shock here. >
Nothing to brag about but urban Liar and eating Twinkies.

4th unhappiest state in America? You guessed it: ohio.
http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/li...10-happiest-states-in-the-u-s/?cid=hero_media


ohio is also the 8th fattest state in america
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/2013/03/12/do-you-live-in-the-fattest-state/

On a side note, Colorado is THE skinniest and 9th happiest, so that explains why Vic is always so bubbly and upbeat. :nod:

(Well-being index ranks CO #2, OH #44)

 

[redandguilty]

Don't forget rudest and 5th least courteous.

http://screenwerk.com/2013/05/17/ohio-the-rudest-state-in-us-south-carolina-most-polite/

...by that they mean most likely to curse and 5th least likely to say 'thank you' on recorded consumer-to-business phone calls.

 

[RABID]

Don't forget rudest and 5th least courteous.

http://screenwerk.com/2013/05/17/ohio-the-rudest-state-in-us-south-carolina-most-polite/

...by that they mean most likely to curse and 5th least likely to say 'thank you' on recorded consumer-to-business phone calls.

You can do both at once with a simple "Fuck You".

 

[hungry]

At least Hoke is fat and happy.

well, except during losses, where he just stands there with his arms folded.

 

[tinselwolverine]

At least Hoke is fat and happy.

well, except during losses, where he just stands there with his arms folded.

I'm not sure how happy he is when he's running around when it's cold wearing his shorts, freezing his ass off...

 

[redandguilty]

I'm not sure how happy he is when he's running around when it's cold wearing his shorts, freezing his ass off...

He's not freezing. His capillaries probably just run deeper in the skin.

 

[hungry]

Nah, I saw him shivering and he had his back all hunched up.

 

[redandguilty]

Nah, I saw him shivering and he had his back all hunched up.

Oh. Then he's cold.

 

[tinselwolverine]

Oh. Then he's cold.

And probably not very happy.

 

[redandguilty]

And probably not very happy.

Certainly not happy. I just can't imagine he was ever cold.

I've never seen it.

 

[Michchamp]

so your saying ohio is kinda like the Private Pyle of the Great Lakes region?

we need them to be solid. it's bad for the country to have good solid blue union states falling apart like this. fat fucks! get your act together!

 

[thewolverines24]

Don't forget rudest and 5th least courteous.

http://screenwerk.com/2013/05/17/ohio-the-rudest-state-in-us-south-carolina-most-polite/

...by that they mean most likely to curse and 5th least likely to say 'thank you' on recorded consumer-to-business phone calls.

Yeah I'm calling BS on Indiana being included in the least courteous states. Tons of nice and courteous people here.

 

[doctordetroit124]

Where is the U.P? Isn't that apart of Michigan

 

[GoBlueInAtlanta]

so your saying ohio is kinda like the Private Pyle of the Great Lakes region?

we need them to be solid. it's bad for the country to have good solid blue union states falling apart like this. fat fucks! get your act together!

I highly doubt Lee Ermey would agree with that sentiment.

 

[TheVictors]

Uh, uh, uh ...."clinically diseased and unhappy"

 

[turok]

Imagine that I might become fat and unhappy had I been born and raised in a relatively flat and featureless state with few natural scenic areas and parks. Lake Erie, the Ohio River, the R&R and Pro Football HOF (the former s/b more deservedly located in MI) and a fistful of amusement parks doesn't compare to the natural 4 seasons beauty of MI, especially the northern lower and UP

 

[Michchamp]

I highly doubt Lee Ermey would agree with that sentiment.

R. Lee Ermey as I imagine him would.

either way, I don't think he'd agree or disagree.

he seems pretty apolitical. whatever the Marines are ordered to blow up/kill, he gets on board with.

 

[GoBlueInAtlanta]

R. Lee Ermey as I imagine him would.

either way, I don't think he'd agree or disagree.

he seems pretty apolitical. whatever the Marines are ordered to blow up/kill, he gets on board with.

That's true.

I saw a while back that he had a show about military weaponry and assumed he was one of those "wacko right-wing gun nuts" you worry about.