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[tinselwolverine]

Fuck you to the O$U fans that bitch about Hoke calling them Ohio, but then do that annoying OH - IO chant. If you insist on chanting "ohio" you get called ohio.

Yeah, and the alma mater is "Carmen Ohio", not "Carmen Ohio State"...and the name "Ohio" is all through the song, but the word "state" isn't in the song not even one time...so fuck them...

 

[damfran]

People that leave their cart in the middle of the aisle at Cotsco...I carry a whistle with me for those people......seriously



That is YOU dF?
I'm figuring cost per oz or checking my coupon stash!

Fuck You!

Yep...Love being "that guy" with the whistle. Just curb your cart while you are are using your abacus and we will not have issues.

 

[thewolverines24]

FUCK YOU!:

Ohio State
Michigan State
Notre Dame
Indianapolis Colts (2nd most obnoxious fans ever...behind Ohio State)
New York Jets especially Rex Ryan
People who can't get by without their cell phone
MTV
Reality TV
People who refuse to merge until the last second even when there are signs saying the lane ends for two fucking miles!!!
Spastic texters (those people who send you four texts in a row when it could all be in one text)
Kordell Stewart
Michael Westbrook
USC
Nick Saban
No liquor stores open on Sunday in Indiana!
Mark Dantonio and his giant bag of douche he carries around
Santonio Holmes
The Appalachian State game
Rich Rodriguez
TONY GIBSON (eat shit! eat my shit!)
New popular music. Remember when Thriller was pop music? This new stuff is garbage. Off my lawn!
$11 beers at concerts
TJ Duckett
Jim Tressel
David Boston
Andy Katzenmoyer
Superman (always was the biggest douche superhero to me as a kid)
Columbus, OH
East Lansing, MI
Duke
People who talk about celebrity marriages and babies like they really matter
Shitty hip-hop
People who refuse to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

 

[Guest]

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FUCK YOU!:

Ohio State
Michigan State
Notre Dame
Indianapolis Colts (2nd most obnoxious fans ever...behind Ohio State)
New York Jets especially Rex Ryan
People who can't get by without their cell phone
MTV
Reality TV
People who refuse to merge until the last second even when there are signs saying the lane ends for two fucking miles!!!
Spastic texters (those people who send you four texts in a row when it could all be in one text)
Kordell Stewart
Michael Westbrook
USC
Nick Saban
No liquor stores open on Sunday in Indiana!
Mark Dantonio and his giant bag of douche he carries around
Santonio Holmes
The Appalachian State game
Rich Rodriguez
TONY GIBSON (eat shit! eat my shit!)
New popular music. Remember when Thriller was pop music? This new stuff is garbage. Off my lawn!
$11 beers at concerts
TJ Duckett
Jim Tressel
David Boston
Andy Katzenmoyer
Superman (always was the biggest douche superhero to me as a kid)
Columbus, OH
East Lansing, MI
Duke
People who talk about celebrity marriages and babies like they really matter
Shitty hip-hop
People who refuse to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

+1

Still no Sunday liquor sales in Hoosierland?? CO finally got it right 3yrs ago.

 

[wolverine304]

Pretty good list.

Though I'm one of the people always on their phone. Usually on the internet, 90% of the stuff I do on here is from my phone.

 

[thewolverines24]

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FUCK YOU!:

Ohio State
Michigan State
Notre Dame
Indianapolis Colts (2nd most obnoxious fans ever...behind Ohio State)
New York Jets especially Rex Ryan
People who can't get by without their cell phone
MTV
Reality TV
People who refuse to merge until the last second even when there are signs saying the lane ends for two fucking miles!!!
Spastic texters (those people who send you four texts in a row when it could all be in one text)
Kordell Stewart
Michael Westbrook
USC
Nick Saban
No liquor stores open on Sunday in Indiana!
Mark Dantonio and his giant bag of douche he carries around
Santonio Holmes
The Appalachian State game
Rich Rodriguez
TONY GIBSON (eat shit! eat my shit!)
New popular music. Remember when Thriller was pop music? This new stuff is garbage. Off my lawn!
$11 beers at concerts
TJ Duckett
Jim Tressel
David Boston
Andy Katzenmoyer
Superman (always was the biggest douche superhero to me as a kid)
Columbus, OH
East Lansing, MI
Duke
People who talk about celebrity marriages and babies like they really matter
Shitty hip-hop
People who refuse to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

+1

Still no Sunday liquor sales in Hoosierland?? CO finally got it right 3yrs ago.

Still no liquor stores open. The closest thing we can get is filling up a growler at Rock Bottom. Pretty much our only option.

 

[mgoblue0303]

Oh boy...I could fill about 400 pages of "fuck" this and that. I will add to these periodically.

FUCK:
-People who cannot just say what they want to for fear of the reaction.

-The sense of entitlement people have these days.

-The MMHMM head snappin' bitch, you all know em.

-People who call you "chief," "boss," "sport," etc...

-When someone says "yo," "hey," or snaps their fingers at you from 40 feet away while you are at your job expecting you to come to them like a fucking dog.

-People who do not use turn signals.

-Ghetto slang bullshit mixed with shitty rap, and the entire movement it has caused.

-Beyonce

-Lady Gaga

-MTV not being what it was created to be.

-People who hoard tickets to games you really want to go to but cannot because $300 a ticket is retarded. It is truly a dick move.

-Reggie Miller

-Karl Malone

-Insurance companies

-Automated customer service

-Those shitty hand dryers

-Brail on a drive-up ATM

-Sensitivity to EVERY-FUCKING-THING that is said....eat a dick.

-Skip Bayless

-Lebron fucking James

-The Pistons complacency for years when they should have been piling up 'ships!

-Trading Chauncey B-B-B-Billups

-Signing Charlie V and Ben Gordon

-Karen Davidson

-Steroids fucking up baseball

-Pete Rose not being in the Hall

-The Chicago Bears

-The Dallas Cowboys

-The Cleveland Browns

-The Cleveland Indians

-The Minnesota Twins

-The Chicago White Sox

-The New York Yankees

-The Boston Celtics

-The Chicago Bulls

-The LA Lakers

-Game 5 and 7 2005 NBA Finals....Double FUCK Robert Horry

-The ultimate fuck goes to OSU and its fans. Car fire!

-The denim Target commercial

-Flo from Progressive

-Fake friends

-Fuckity fuck fuck fuck...

-Michael Jordan

-Dubya

-Obama

-The government as a whole

-Having to still pay property tax even after your house is paid off

-When you say hey to someone and they do not acknowledge that you spoke to them. I want to punch the fuck outta someone when they are that rude.

-How "14 million dollars isn't enough to feed my family."

-M. Night Shaymalan....or howeverthefuck you spell it

-Peeps (that shitty Easter candy)

-Hallmark holidays

-"That guy"

-Chinese symbol tattoos

-Warm beer

-No beer

-Having to pay more than 10 bucks to park.....seriously, fuck you.

-$3.65 a gallon


ok, this is nice therapy...I will add as I think of more.

 

[wolverine304]

Another good list. And this was meant for adding things on later. Like when an analyst picks notre damne over michigan and ends up wrong, they'll get a fuck you.


"Notre damne sucks" - victors

 

[mgoblue0303]

I like the idea of the thread man...nice work.

 

[wolverine304]

Thanks. It could almost be a category all of its own lol.

 

[jever4321]

Brail on a drive up ATM, Some people use ATM's from the back seat. What if a blind person in a taxi needs to get cash?

 

[jever4321]

Fuck you,
Bank regulators
kiddie fiddlers
Barney Frank
ESPN new forum designers
Drivers going under the speed limit
Tip lines on credit card purchases everywhere.
Restaurants charging $2.50+ for soda.
Luke Fickell.
Filthy bathroom condition causer.
Unions.
Entitlements.
Nebraska having a share of the '97 NC
Troy Smith
Beanie Wells
Decaffeinated coffee
Fat free cream cheese

 

[bluesvfx]

Fuck Ray Liotta.

 

[packersfantheo]

Fuck you diff eq homework.

 

[jdbaker1]

BitchRod
Bobby Hurley
Duke basketball
Carrot Top
Suckeyes
Sharing a national title with Nebraska
The play against Colorado
CWebb calling a timeout (not Chris himself)
PETA
lazy people
SEC
the BCS
All the errors by the Tigers pitching staff in the WS
need to stop now before I start getting pissed off

 

[bphillips4gg]

A shoutout, and the mother of all fuck-yous to....

People who go out to eat and don't tip their servers.

An even bigger fuck you to the people that say "It's your job and you're paid to do it", when they obviously have no fucking clue that minimum wage for tip positions is half the state minimum wage.

Fuck you:

-Dry counties
-"Moist" counties
-Old dooshbags that bitch about video games
-Old people driving
-People who spin their tires to pull out in front of you, only to go 10 fucking MPH under the fucking speed limit. I hate 'em, I HATE 'EM!
-People who don't give the courtesy wave after you let them over. Dicks.
-Beyonce
-Anyone who likes Beyonce
-Anyone who says, or even thinks, that Beyonce is even marginally attractive
-Verizon for ending unlimited 4G just before it was available at my house
-Sprint for still not having 4G available at my house
-Time Warner for not offering Roadrunner at my house
-3G
-Trying to play Call of Duty on 3G
-Corner-camping pussies
-Last Stand-using d-bags
-The wait for opening kickoff
-Birthday parties at 5 PM Saturday on opening weeked of college football
-The guy that asked the board member to be in his wedding on the day of the ND game
-Weddings. Too damn many of them the last 3 years.
-Pro Choice
-Uninsured motorists

That's all I've got for now. I'm sure I'll have plenty more soon.

 

[jever4321]

Obviously I meant tip lines on credit card purchases that shouldn't be there, or when you carry out food. I never know what's the right thing to do so I throw ten percent on there.

 

[wolverine304]

Kids walking infront of my car thinking I won't hit you
Horrible remakes of good movies
Gf one week of every month
Ncaa 12 linebackers
Walmart's 3 lines open out of 20
Teenagers in walmart
Slow cashier
Nosey people
People who like drama
Girls who think they are just as atheltic as guys
Entertainers who have no talent
Dumb people who are rich
Players who cheat to get a triple double
No replay in baseball
The fact that a girls bball is smaller
People who lie about little things
People who argue when I know I'm right, then ignore it when I prove them wrong
Dirty diapers
The sticker on a new game that you bought that's a bitch to get off.
stuffy nose
Biting my tongue
Hitting my toe on a baby gate
A basement with a short ceiling
The wait for my shower to get warm
Movie theater prices going up
Gas prices
People who complain about having a bad life when they don't
Facebook statuses like "omg I just broke my phone. Piece of shit iphone. Fml."
1/3 of my friends on facebook
Shaving
Bills
Taxes
Small dogs that bark a lot

 

[bphillips4gg]

Obviously I meant tip lines on credit card purchases that shouldn't be there, or when you carry out food. I never know what's the right thing to do so I throw ten percent on there.

I wasn't referring to you, although your comment did remind me of one of the things that I hate most in this world.

As for carry out food, those are only there because those restaurants also usually have dine in or delivery services. You shouldn't feel obligated in the least to tip on carry outs unless you're talking about a huge order (over $100 bucks or so), in which case the employees who are paid at least minimum wage (maybe we should feel obligated to tip them?) are the ones that would receive the tip. For big orders, I usually put about 15% on there, just because of the massive amount of work I'm asking them to do in a short amount of time.

Honestly, it wasn't a dig at you at all.

 

[bluesvfx]

I've also been curious about tipping at Subway...