michchamp said:

If I played football in college, I would've worn the helmet everywhere I went on campus, even to parties on the weekends. That way everyone would know I was a football player.

And it would help out at parties when running into those short-guy stereotypes, who get drunk and look to improve their ego by picking a fight with a football player. I'd be like "go ahead and take a swing at me. I'm wearing a helmet, idiot, and I never take it off."

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michchamp said:

If I played football in college, I would've worn the helmet everywhere I went on campus, even to parties on the weekends. That way everyone would know I was a football player.

And it would help out at parties when running into those short-guy stereotypes, who get drunk and look to improve their ego by picking a fight with a football player. I'd be like "go ahead and take a swing at me. I'm wearing a helmet, idiot, and I never take it off."

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tinselwolverine said:

I will say another way this could come in handy at a party; when one meets a sorority girl who takes a shining to one; she takes one up to her room and various things happen and then one could say "this has been fun? I wish there could be more?but alas I'm wearing my helmet and I never take it off?"

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tinselwolverine said:

F

This would work perfectly.

Until you ran across the first lacrosse player you ran across who also never took his helmet off. And also never put his lacrosse stick down.

And he wacked you right in the balls with it.

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