Uh oh...
a transgender woman competed in weightlifting at the Olympics.
This is going to turn the world of sports upside down... strike at the very heart of our society, and turn us all gay.
We must immediately rush and pass laws in all 50 states to prevent this from ever happening again, and lock our children in rooms and subject them to harsh punishments if they do anything that doesn't align perfectly with our pre-conceived concepts of male/female gender roles.
It didn't last long, but it was significant. Hubbard couldn?t complete any of her first three lifts on Monday night, ruling her out of medal contention in the women?s over-87-kilogram division that ultimately was won by China's Li Wenwen.
OH the humanity...